I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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