Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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