You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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