Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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