im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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