I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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