I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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