well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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