He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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