We're like a lot better than the average bears
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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