i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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