i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i drank out of a bidet.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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