When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
mondays should just be called national damage control day
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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