So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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You coming home soon, man?
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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