JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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