My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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