I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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