How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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