"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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