He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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