drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She bit a glass in half.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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