2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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