i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
third nipple confirmed
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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