thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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