dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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