I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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