Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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