Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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