Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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