his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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