You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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