ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
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I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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