Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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