sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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