Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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