K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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