he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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