should my penis look like a turkey
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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