So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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