I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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