let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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