We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize