Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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