is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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