And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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