shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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