i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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