I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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