my vag is so smooth its legendary
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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