Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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